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Do you want a drug dealer who will also be your friend? Order from Deggles!



Please notice that this is in no way shape or form to be taken seriously




Public Records

1.[Looni Commanda]
Drug(s): Cocaine
Delievered: Weekly; every Monday
Cost: Free because of long time service and long time friendship
Record of Delivery, starting from when records came into being (even if several deliveries were made beforehand):
Delivered Cocaine on Monday, 12/29/08, @ approx. 6:06 PM
Delivered Cocaine on Monday, 1/05/09, @ approx. 5:55 AM
In Debt:
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/29/08 with current rates
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 1/05/08

2.[Fallen Child Athena]
Drug(s): Candy-coated Advil & Rolled Weed
Delivered: Weekly; every Monday at 5:50 PM
Cost: For the first two weeks of Advil it will be $20, but if ordered further after the first two weeks, will be charged $10 -- $15 for the weed
Record of Delivery, starting from when records came into being:
Delivered Advil on Monday, 12/29/08, @ approx. 5:50 PM - Delivery has been payed for with full $20
Delivered Weed on Tuesday, 12/30/08, @ approx. 7:00 AM - No payment due to fault of Dealer
In Debt:
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/29/08 with current rates
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/30/08

3.[chewie bad ass]
Drug(s): Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy
Delivered: Weekly; every Wednesday at 8:00 AM
Cost: Cocaine: $40; Robitussin: $10; Ecstasy: $30 -- Total cost: $80
Record of Delivery:
To be delivered tomorrow, Wednesday, 12/31/08, @ approx. 8:00 AM
Delivered Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy on Wednesday, 12/31/08, @ approx. 8:00 AM - Delivery has yet to be paid for
Delivered Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy on Wednesday, 1/07/08, @ approx. 3:33 PM - No payment due to fault of Dealer
In Debt:
No Delivery has been made as of now, 7:57 AM, 12/30/08 - no debts due
Customer has been notified that she will be in debt $80 for her products if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 12/31/08
[In debt $80 - has yet to be paid for 1/01/09]
[In debt $80 - has yet to be paid for 1/02/09]
No longer in debt - has been fully paid for as of 1/03/09
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 1/07/09


4.[POP goes the cork screw]
Drug(s): Weed
Delivered: Weekly; every Saturday at 5:00 PM
Cost: $15
Record of Delivery:
To be delivered tomorrow, Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 5:00 PM
Delivered Weed on Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 5:00 PM
In Debt:
No Delivery has been made as of now, 10:20 PM, 1/02/09 - no debts due
Customer has been notified that he will be in debt $15 for his product if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 1/03/09
Products have been paid for - No debt to dealer as of 1/03/09

5.[Wally :(]
Drug(s): Ecstasy
Delivered: ASAP as ordered on 1/03/09 @ approx. 12:29 AM
Cost: $30
Record of Delivery:
Delivered Ecstasy on Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 12:33 AM
In Debt:
Customer has been notified that he will be in debt $30 for his product if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 1/03/09
[In debt $30 - has yet to be paid for 1/04/03]
No longer in debt - has been fully paid for as of 1/05/09




If you would like to become of customer, please visit and message [Deg] (aka, Deggles) to set up a delivery service.



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Customer Ratings

"10/10 -- Was fast with it {delivery}."
   - [Fallen Child Athena]

"DEGGLES IS THE BEST FUCKIN DEALER EVER! NEVER LATE! NEVER NEVER! "
   - [Looni Commanda]






THIS WIKI HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN! Deggles got too bored with it >.>" it got too public and the cops are now after her...but she will still deliver drugs to you IF you message her personally THE DAY YOU WANT THEM! she will no longer be taking 'In the future orders'--just on the spot ones. Thank you! And remember...she's the Friendly Drug Dealer!


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[Deg]: Personally, I'm against Drugs, this was just meant to be fun ^-^

[Fallen Child Athena]: Can I order some weed with my Advil? XD

[Deg]: Of course! >:D let me just put up my rates for that particular product before you decide to buy

[garbageman82]: This is brilliant.

[Fallen Child Athena]: Thanks Deg

[Deg]: :D hehee

[Deg]: I gotta go eat but I'll set up any orders after i get back

[Fallen Child Athena]: Yep I want it added please.

[Raiyr]: Oh my god XD

[Deg]: :D hehee

[Raiyr]: and in tiny print it says "Please notice that this is in no way shape or form to be taken seriously" XD

[Fallen Child Athena]: XD Yea I know its perfect

[Raiyr]: Lol

[Deg]: :D well I have to have that just in case so nobody sues me for not really givin' them cocaine LOL

[Raiyr]: LOL. I know. This is funny xD

[Deg]: heh I'm glad you think so ^^

[garbageman82]: ^_^

[Wally :(]: omg :P
you is so bad lol

[garbageman82]: She's the friendly drug dealer...It's great xD

[Deg]: I know I'm bad >.>" but it's fun for me actually I'm real professional as you can see by me records LOL

And yes, I'm friendly...it makes it all good! :D

...Would anyone else like to become my customer? I can get you practically anything.

[chewie bad ass]: cocaine, some Robitussin, and extasy for tommarro?
that'd be nice. friendly drug dealers? i love those kind

[Deg]: :D sure thing ^^ haha yes, and I am friendly, so don't worry about it

[chewie bad ass]: hoorah. i'm not gonna go to jail for drug use.

[garbageman82]: O.o

[chewie bad ass]: don't give me that look jared.
i don't wanna go to jail

[garbageman82]: How about this look, then: o.O
xP I don't want to, either.

[chewie bad ass]: oh no. jail is bad. girls get broomsticks up em and boys get the member in the back. no thanks.

[Deg]: yeaaah o.O I don't want that either that's why this is just for pretend fun hehe V_V" so is this order of Cocaine Robitussin and extasy for tomorrow just a one time thing, or would you like that particular order every week on wednesdays?

[chewie bad ass]: every wed. eight am please.

[Deg]: ^^ sure thing and if I'm not on time you're charged less

[Fallen Child Athena]: ~grins~ Deg, I want mine deliverd the same time it was

[Deg]: when is that again? lol V_V" every monday at five fifty?

[Deg]: ^^ sure hehee

[Fallen Child Athena]: ~grins~ Yaya

[Deg]: Hehe you guys are making it specific on me hoping I forget or I'm not on time so you don't have to pay, right?!

[Deg]: yeh right lol

[Deg]: lol ^^

[Deg]: hehe so whatcha up to?

[Fallen Child Athena]: Just rping with Kitty and wolvie

[Deg]: nice I'm about to get to bed it's 11 PM here and I gotta get up early

[Fallen Child Athena]: same time here

[Deg]: yeah well still I'm tired I got up at like five this morning and I'm gonna get up same time tomorrow morning so it's time for me to hit the hay lol

[Deg]: heehee

[Deg]: :D I made my 8:00 AM order! Hehe ^^ *proud of self*

[Deg]: except on all other weekdays I'll have to deliver them early becaues I have to be at school not delivering fake cocaine >.>

[Looni Commanda]: I WANNA RATE! I WANNA RATE!

DEGGLES IS THE BEST FUCKIN DEALER EVER! NEVER LATE! NEVER NEVER!

[Deg]: LOL thanks o.O I'll put that up hehe

[Looni Commanda]: YES! lol :D
(#| *punches manda* Stop yelling damn it! |#)

[Deg]: oh he's just jealous because he didn't know about this awesome wiki for awesome drugs hahaaa
(./...V_V" you know what? SHUT UP\.)

[Looni Commanda]: (#| *glances at the drugs* *eyes widen* ...woah...|#)

[Deg]: (./*O.O* *then half glares* >:/ \.)

[Looni Commanda]: (#| *glancing around* *tail wags* *looks down at his feet* |#)

[Deg]: (./...you're in deep crap if I see you with any drugs.\.)

[Looni Commanda]: (#| *barely hears her* *nods* *can smell them everywhere* |#)

[Deg]: (./*frowns* *turns away from him sighing and shaking her head*\.)

[Looni Commanda]: (#| *glances at her* I'm fine, Glycerin; it just smells really good, that's all. |#)

[Deg]: (./*glares at that* *doesn't turn to acknowledge him*\.)

[Looni Commanda]: (#| *rolls his eyes slightly* *leaves* |#)

[Deg]: (./*hmph. grumpy now*\.)

[Looni Commanda]: LOL HAHA GLICKY! *freaks out* *runs away*

[Deg]: DONT MAKE HER ATTACK YOU SHE WILL!!! *runs!*
(./Psh nah I wont I'm over it now haha *not really*\.)

[POP goes the cork screw]: shit i want some weed lolz xD sign meh up jabba xD

[Wally :(]: omg you should like totally sign me up for some Ecstacy XD

[Deg]: :D lol I'll sign you guys up if you put down a time and day you want it ordered. :D

[Looni Commanda]: ~` *pokes Glicky* *sympathetic stare* '~

I DO COCAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deg]: (./*sighs* V_V" *kinda tries to smile but ends up looking kinda sad or mad*\.)

I DO COCAINEEE! HAHAA

[Looni Commanda]: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *explodes*

OH MY

[Deg]: I'm DR. ROXO, THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN!! I DO COCAIIIIIIINE! wow why did you explode?!

[Looni Commanda]: I DONT KNOW lol It happens sometimes when I'm flying through the clouds. HIGH IN THE SKY ON COCAIIIINE!

[Deg]: HIGH ON COAINE AND METH o.o

[POP goes the cork screw]: I want it every saterday at 5 pm man lolz xD datd be fuggin sweet

[Deg]: lol alrighty then ehehe

[Wally :(]: I want it ASAP :P

[Deg]: O.o alrighty then! hehe

[Wally :(]: YAY! lol

[Deg]: hehe!

[Wally :(]: teehee

[Deg]: hehe ^_^

[Wally :(]: OMG!

[Deg]: o.O WHAT

[Wally :(]: ...idk...

[Deg]: ...o.o oh ahhaa

[Wally :(]: :P
AAAAAHHHHH!!! :P

[Deg]:

AH!

[Wally :(]:

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Deg]:

AH!

[chewie bad ass]: hoorah. *comes in trippin*

[POP goes the cork screw]: xD yay i get me some weeeed xD

[chewie bad ass]: hoooorah. drugs for everyone.

[Deg]: Hehe ^^ soon, soon

[chewie bad ass]: yay! *dances* i've got a mobster for a grand dad.

[Deg]: o.o thats...cool?

[chewie bad ass]: scary. *pets the palm tree*

[Deg]: o.O where is that now?

[chewie bad ass]: in the middle of the room.

[POP goes the cork screw]: hey how do I pay ya lolz

[Deg]: you just pretend lol like, go on a message, and go *hands you the money!!*

[chewie bad ass]: you give it to her. and she gives you your shit.

[Deg]: heha, exactly.

[POP goes the cork screw]: ahh aight got it lolz sweet deal yo

[Deg]: lol yep Heee

[Wally :(]: *hands Degs $30 for the Ecstacy*

[chewie bad ass]: usually. i like free drugs. but degs is muh lady.

[Deg]: ^^ :D I be yuh lad-ay

[chewie bad ass]: hahhaahah. awwwe. :P

[chewie bad ass]: hey now. take my debt off. i paid you.!!! insanity.

[Deg]: The records are updated, but the debt stays on your record, sadly.

[chewie bad ass]: but why is this.? i paid you for the goods..... :(

[Deg]: now until a few days after I delivered them >.>" sorry that's just the way it is. ...
ahem...*cough cough I can erase the records for a little more cash cough cough*

[chewie bad ass]: oh. alright.

[Deg]: V_V" actually nevermind you aren't even in debt you got it paid off and now you don't even have to pay because I screwed up your order haha

[Wally :(]: woohoo!!! :P

[Deg]: lol yaeh I kind of gave up on this wiki >.> it was too much work for a joke haha

[Wally :(]: lol ok than :P

[Deg]: don't be too hard on me I get bored easily

[Looni Commanda]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THIS FOR FACT YES *turns chinese*

[Deg]: LOL yes yes o.o

[Wally :(]: *turns Jamaican* OMG MAN!

[Deg]: o.o why you jamaican? lol

[garbageman82]: W'appun I just got mi book. And mi lub disa book mi waan fi give thank. Mi learn a whole heap from reading disa book. Likkle more.

[Deg]: ..............................................................................holy crap I have no idea.

[garbageman82]: Hehehe, I had to xD

[Deg]: lol I suppose you did, yes.

[garbageman82]: ^_^

[Deg]: so hey garbageman dude we haven't talked in a while what's up with you anyways?

[garbageman82]: Oh nothing much, to be honest.

[Deg]: oh come on that's not interesting lol

[garbageman82]: well, besides some crap with some person on EP calling me a womaniser, nothing's really been up, lol.

[Deg]: o.o what the hell? who is it?

[garbageman82]: Some rainbow girl, I forget..it's died down now, for the most part. But seriously, if I was a womaniser, would I have declarations of my love for ONLY Kimmi all over my page? Would I be working my ass off on making our relationship a long lasting one? No...Some people these days..

[Deg]: lol yaeh that doesn't make sense >.>" what were they saying to the fact you're a 'womaniser'? 'cause I don't see that lol

[garbageman82]: They were saying they knew me and such...it's just bullshit.

[Deg]: psh lame...haha but a bit funny >.>"

[garbageman82]: Eh...

[Deg]: well just because it's pathetic V_V" I take humour in weird things.

[garbageman82]: Well, that's fair enough, then.

[Deg]: hah ^^ yeh...soo...how cold is it by you?

[garbageman82]: um, prolly 2-3ish...(40-something F)

[Deg]: that's nice and warm! okay well not really but compaired to what I've been having lately yeah >.>" lol

[garbageman82]: Awes :( Think of warm things!

[Deg]: haha I want to but it's too cold to think

[Looni Commanda]: ME FOUR!
cause then NO SCHOOL THAT I HATE hahaha

[Deg]: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA I know >.>

[Deg]: o.o heh

[chewie bad ass]: no more robotrippin for me. i'm alright.

[POP goes the cork screw]: im trippin right now <.< its all good tho i kin still c my fingers lolz

[Deg]: oh jeez ...I don't like that

[^w^]: wow. druggy. o.o hello again deggles i stalk u now lol

[Deg]: LOL wow stalker of DOOM hah

[^w^]: lol well cuz im in all of these wikis and i keep saying hi lol so...i must be a stalker lol

[Deg]: yeh I agree you're stalkin me...hehe I'm being stalked yay!

[^w^]: ya! ur being stalked lol u feel awesome dont u lol

[Deg]: lol I totally do feel good about myself

[^w^]: thats good u should because people that are stalked are awesome lol now spread the news ^^

[Deg]: lol I'll do that I surely will

[^w^]: good ^^

[Deg]: heheheee *spreadin the word*

[^w^]: oh yay ^^

[Deg]: hehe

[Wally :(]: wooohhhoooooo!!!!!

hi :)

[Deg]: Hello! HEHEHEEeeeee...e.

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